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Blaming Google for Hated Search Results Phrase

July 30, 2013 By Cathy Miller Leave a Comment

bigstock-Another-year-7230244Wouldn’t you love to be the person at Google who has access to our search phrases?

Oh, I know ~

  • It’s ALL kept private
  • That much of a Pollyanna, I’m not

But, think how entertaining it would be to read what’s on our minds.

Okay. Maybe not.

One thing I do know, I’m beginning to hate the search results phrase ~

As you get older…

Do you think it’s that guy at Google playing with our minds?

The Love/Hate Relationship

For the most part, the fact that my age starts with a 6 and goes on is completely surreal.

I still don’t relate to senior citizen status – no matter how long AARP has been sending me those blasted applications.

So, while I am completely at peace (or perhaps in denial) about my age, I am getting extremely tired of reading as you get older...

Google This

Cuts taking long time to heal

Search Results:  As you get older, wound healing time increases

Dry eyes

Search Results:  These sympoms are more common as you get older

Knee pain, locking

Search Results:  As you get older, meniscus tears are a special risk

Age SEO

There are nearly 80 million baby boomers.

What if all of us banned together and flooded Google with blog posts, Tweets, online content that creates our own brand of search results with the phrase ∼

As you get older…

  • you trump Donald in wealth
  • you orchestrate world peace
  • young people pay big bucks for your advice

As you get older, you’ve had every ailment known to mankind, and are disease-free.

Now, those are search results worth another change to the Google algorithm.

How about you?

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